I have a thing for butterballs.
I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….
I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock.
You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
Saving room for you for dessert.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
What are you going for tonight: thighs or breasts?
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.
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Want to candy my yams?
There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
You’re the only girl I'd ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!
You put the "ass" in "casserole"
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
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