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Dirty Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

What a whole lot of turkey!

You’re the only girl I'd ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!
Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
Saving room for you for dessert.
You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.
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Want to candy my yams?
I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
You put the "ass" in "casserole"
Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock.
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
I have a thing for butterballs.
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
What are you going for tonight: thighs or breasts?
Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.
Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
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