When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!