What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.