I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.