What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.