How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.