Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)