What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.
What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!