Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.