Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.