Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!