What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.