There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.