Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.