What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.