What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker