What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
I like you, you croc my world.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.