A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.