Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.