Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
We’ll have a ball.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Having a ball
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.