Beauty is only pig skin deep
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
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