. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Poor white splash.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
This summer is going swimmingly.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
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