Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Water you doing on [date]?
Prepare to be bowled over.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
The huddle is real
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
All punts are highly intended
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
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