How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
The calm before the score
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
My moment in the sun.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Get in the swim this summer.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
All punts are highly intended
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
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