What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Get in the swim this summer.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
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