What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
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