Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Summer is just floating by.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
My moment in the sun.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Go to BabaMail
