The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Water you doing on [date]?
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Case in punt
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
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