A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
I feel tail great!
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
Get in the swim this summer.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
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