How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
The calm before the score
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The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
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