Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
Calm before the score
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Prepare to be bowled over.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
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