Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Prepare to be bowled over.
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