Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Water you doing on [date]?
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
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