I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
We’re calling your number.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
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