If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
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