What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
By the seat of one’s punt
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
The calm before the score
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
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