What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
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