When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Poor white splash.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Get in the swim this summer.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
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