Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
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