I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
I made a snap decision to watch football today
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
The calm before the score
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The goal nine yards
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
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