The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Summer is just floating by.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Football is one habit I will never kick
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
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