What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Case in punt
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Football is one habit I will never kick
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
We’re calling your number.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
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