Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Football is one habit I will never kick
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
For instant fun, just add water.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
We’ll have a ball.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
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