I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Get in the swim this summer.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Poor white splash.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
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