Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Having a ball
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
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