[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
We’ll have a ball.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
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