The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Having a ball
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
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