What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
We’re calling your number.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
For instant fun, just add water.
The calm before the score
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
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