What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Prepare to be bowled over.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
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