I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Get in the swim this summer.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Football is one habit I will never kick
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
The huddle is real
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
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