Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Case in punt
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
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