What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.