Ranger Jokes

What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
The Small Bells It was a beautiful day in a big national park in Canada. A park ranger is giving some ramblers a warning about bears, “Brown bears are usually harmless." he says with a smile. "They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way." His tone turns serious. "However, GRIZZLY bears are extremely dangerous. If you see any grizzly bear droppings leave the area immediately!” “So how do we know if they’re grizzly bear droppings?” asks one of the ramblers. “It’s easy,” replies the ranger. “They’re full of small bells.”
What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?
It's morphine time.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
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