The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses. Tonto stops his horse, jumps off and puts his ear to the ground. He looks up at the Lone Ranger and says, "Buffalo come". The Lone Ranger asks, "How do you know that?" "Ear sticky."
It was a beautiful day in a big national park in Canada.
A park ranger is giving some ramblers a warning about bears, “Brown bears are usually harmless." he says with a smile. "They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way."
His tone turns serious. "However, GRIZZLY bears are extremely dangerous. If you see any grizzly bear droppings leave the area immediately!”
“So how do we know if they’re grizzly bear droppings?” asks one of the ramblers.
“It’s easy,” replies the ranger. “They’re full of small bells.”