Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light