What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Biology - It grows on you.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
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