Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Biology - It grows on you.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.