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I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Biology - It grows on you.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Using vaccines is...
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Why are men sexier than women? You can't spell sexy without xy.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
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