What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Biology - It grows on you.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
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