Biology - It grows on you.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
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