Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Biology - It grows on you.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
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