Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Do you find bone puns humerus?
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Biology - It grows on you.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
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