Ah, the Biology puns, we see you are a person of... culture.

I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Biology - It grows on you.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.