What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Biology - It grows on you.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
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