Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
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