How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
What is fruity and burns?
The grape fire of London.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
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