What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.