Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?