Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.