The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
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