What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
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