The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
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