What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
By the seat of one’s punt
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Case in punt
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
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Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
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