Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Water you doing on [date]?
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Prepare to be bowled over.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
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