In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Calm before the score
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
I made a snap decision to watch football today
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
I feel tail great!
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
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