Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Join us for plenty of play action.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Calm before the score
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Having a ball
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
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