We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
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Staying humble thanks to that fumble
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
All punts are highly intended
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
The goal nine yards
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
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