My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
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Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Get in the swim this summer.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
I feel tail great!
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
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