When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
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