What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Water you doing on [date]?
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
The huddle is real
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
I like your tight end
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
We’re calling your number.
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