The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
The huddle is real
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
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