Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
The calm before the score
All punts are highly intended
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
I like your tight end
I made a snap decision to watch football today
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
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