What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
I feel tail great!
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
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