Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
The goal nine yards
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
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