I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
For instant fun, just add water.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
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