Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
The huddle is real
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
By the seat of one’s punt
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Water you doing on [date]?
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
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