[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
I feel tail great!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Football is one habit I will never kick
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Calm before the score
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
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