What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
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