Beauty is only pig skin deep
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Give me some pigskin
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
We’ll have a ball.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
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