Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Calm before the score
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Football is one habit I will never kick
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
The goal nine yards
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Case in punt
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
I like your tight end
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
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