What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
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