Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Give me some pigskin
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
I feel tail great!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
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