Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
By the seat of one’s punt
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
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