I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
My moment in the sun.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
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