Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Calm before the score
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
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