Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Calm before the score
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
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