Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Poor white splash.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
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