Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
The huddle is real
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
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